Global Nougat Names FuckZombie Chairman of Fuck Committee
Symbolically underscoring their commitment to both profit and fucking, Global Nougat named their CEO and Spokesmodel, FuckZombie, as the head of a new blue ribbon committee on fucking. Created to allow further research and development than ever before, the new chairman will oversee all projects related to fucking. FuckZombie will also be in charge of prioritizing the allocation of funds. The committee will be meeting late next week to officially designate FuckZombie as the Chairman of Fuck Committee.
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The Fuck Committee will be releasing a report on fucking by the end of the summer.
